Bad Dave

Bad Dave......   I could say so much (but most of it would be censored!).  Never short of a word or two (see speech bubble) and with a clear opinion on anything, Bad Dave is the key supplier of second had bike parts and accessories to Eddie ("Chewy O'Grady").  The supply chain is a little cumbersome (read details in this post - A Puncture and a "dud" Pump).
Ever vigilant, he makes sure that the peloton is aware of every pothole - even if he has to ride into them himself to point them out.  But usually, he simply says "I haven't seen one that big since.........."  (well if you are in the peloton you know the rest, if not, just see the speech bubble).
Bad Dave recently changed jobs and now looks after bad people!  As a result, he has been doing a lot of secret training on his own during the day, and may prove to be a big threat in the upcoming sprints.